cwiiis:

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

I feel like I’m the Tyroin of my family, smart but no one listens to me.

human:

Reblog if your summer didn’t go anywhere near as planned

iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

danbutt:

robin williams hasn’t even been gone for 24 hours and some asshole is already trying to pull that “there’s more important stuff to think about” shit wtf you pretentious fuckwad don’t tell people how to mourn, he was an important part of so many childhoods of course we’re gonna be fuckin sad